February 2012
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January 2012
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December 2011
31 posts
21st century girl
Alex: So how many pictures can you take with that film?
Me: 12
Alex: That's IT??
Me: Yup. That's it.
Alex: Wow. Film is sad.
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Kid on The Polar Express: "Christmas just doesn't work out for me. It never has."
My husband: "Kid, you're in The North Pole on a magical train. SHUT UP."
7yrold: "Mom, what's a tea cosy?"
Me: "It's a little sweater you knit for your teapot to keep your tea warm."
7yrold: "PLEASE tell me you're joking."
"Dude, why are you standing there in the hall starin' at me like a Shining baby?"
"Mom, you a really, really weird."
7yrold: "Mom, is that a *wizard* or something, giving out presents?"
Me: "Dude. That's SANTA."
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November 2011
31 posts
moves like jagger
Alex, listening to "Moves like Jagger": Mom, who's Jagger?
Me: Mick Jagger, honey. He's the lead singer for a very famous rock band called the 'Rolling Stones.' People used to talk about how he could dance.
Alex: He dances well?
Me: See for yourself. (Plays this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G4jnaznUoQ)
Alex: I don't think I want his moves.
